Which Family Guy scene are you? 0833222631 http://www.caffeinenebula.com/quizzes/quizFiles/fg-scenes/ Family Guy and all related titles and images are the exclusive property of Fox and its related entities; no ownership is implied and no infringement is intended. Special thanks to FamilyGuyFiles.com for the images and FamilyGuyQuotes.com/PlanetFamilyGuy for dialog excerpts. 32 http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/9104/logo1xj.jpg n --- bearinoatmeal Family Guy You're... http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/179/bearinoatmeal5lk.jpg Man: This oatmeal tastes kind of funny... Oh my God, there's a bear in my oatmeal! n My Family Guy scene is... diamonds Family Guy You're... http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/1311/diamonds9ob.jpg [Commercial showing a diamond ring sliding onto a finger, then the finger/hand falling down]
Announcer: Diamonds. She'll pretty much have to. n My Family Guy scene is... giggity Family Guy You're... http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/3759/giggty2qt.jpg Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time. n My Family Guy scene is... irony Family Guy You're... http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/9483/irony4nb.jpg Man [while being attacked shortly after burning all the town's guns]: Hey, remember last week when you asked me what irony is and you said AAAH OH MY GOD MY ARM. n My Family Guy scene is... koolaid Family Guy You're... http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/8911/koolaid4qv.jpg Peter: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Stewie: Oh no!
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Judge: Oh no!
Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah!
[silence] n My Family Guy scene is... vaudeville Family Guy You're... http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/4422/vaudeville0de.jpg Vaudeville Guy: Dead? I'll tell you what's dead. Vaudeville! You know what killed it? The talking pictures, but you can still make it kid, you just gotta have a gimmick. I, for one, am a tumbler; here, watch my round off. [falls] Hey, kid, be a sport: take the pills out of my pocket and put one under my tongue? n My Family Guy scene is... midgetinatree Family Guy You're... http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/4412/midgetinatree2iw.jpg Brian: Someone should do something!
Old Lady: But the only guy with long enough arms is busy tickling a midget in a tree!
Midget: Tee-hee! Tee-hee! n My Family Guy scene is... newyears Family Guy You're... http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/7848/newyears1bn.jpg General: Nice work, Lieutenant, very festive.
Lieutenant: Actually, each of those lights represents a missile launching by itself. The pattern is just coincidence.
General: Now that you mention it, the "Y" is a little misshapen. Still, it's pretty amazing. n My Family Guy scene is... armyguys Family Guy You're... http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/3429/armyguys1uu.jpg Peter: Don't worry, Chris. Sometimes it's good not to fit in.
[flashback to Vietnam]
Peter [in a clown suit]: You guys are stupid. They're gonna be looking for army people. n My Family Guy scene is... hostage Family Guy You're... http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/4006/hostage1ry.jpg Mr. Pewterschmidt: Now honey, you know family policy, we don't negotiate with kidnappers.
Lois: But Daddy! Daddy! n My Family Guy scene is... hulk Family Guy You're... http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/3678/hulk7np.jpg Clerk: Welcome to Cheesy Charlie's! Heil Hitler!
Peter: Actually the name's Griffin. I was sent by my smart, beautiful and still sexually attractive wife Lois.
Clerk: Ah, yes, we're all set for your little boys party. We have fun games for your children to play, and if they get enough tickets they can win a prize.
Child: I have 13 tickets. Is that enough?
Ticket Dealer: Sorry, Timmy, you need 15 tickets to live. [pulls lever and Timmy falls in hole in the floor]
Clerk: And you get your choice of ice cream flavors: Vanilla, Strawberry, Chocolate and People
Peter: What was that last one?
Clerk: Chocolate. Now hand over that check.
Peter: Woah, hold on, buddy. Lois might have had her heart set on this place, but I love my family too much to put them in danger. Come on, Chris, we're leaving.
Clerk: Oh no you're not! [straps emerge to hold them to their seats]
Peter: You're making me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry. [turns into Hulk]
Lois [outside story]: Peter, stop.
Brian: Wow, Peter, you're the Spalding Grey of crap. n My Family Guy scene is... jackal Family Guy You're... http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/7042/jackal9vd.jpg Man [playing pictionary with Stewie]: Jackal! Jackal? Is it a Jackal? It's a Jackal! Jackal! Jackal? Is it a Jackal? Is it a Jackal? It's a Jackal! Jackal! Jackal? Jackal! Jackal! It's a Jackal! Jackal! Jackal? Jackal! Jackal! It's a Jackal!
Stewie: If it wasn't right the first time you said it, why would it be right the next 30 times?! n My Family Guy scene is... lincolnshooting Family Guy You're... http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/2687/lincolnshooting2ue.jpg Brian: Yeah, like when God told Abraham to kill Isaac. n My Family Guy scene is... lightsaber Family Guy You're... http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/8553/lightsaber8vl.jpg Luke: Alright, I'm just going to make a quick incision right here.
Obi-wan: Use the Force, Luke.
Luke: Are you sure? 'Cause I was just going to...
Obi-wan: Oh, use the force.
Luke: Well, alright. [uses the Force and stabs the patient through the eye] See, are you happy now?
Obi-wan: I've never been happy. n My Family Guy scene is... touchyourself Family Guy You're... http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/1834/touchyourself9bs.jpg Peter: This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum.
[flashback]
Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night! n My Family Guy scene is... combustion Family Guy You're... http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/384/combustion6sb.jpg Peter: Oh dear, I seem to have spontaneously burst into flame.
Stewie: Oh, what awful luck!
Peter: It's quite alright, I've grown tired of living.
Brain: Oh, then it's for the best. n My Family Guy scene is... asianhotel Family Guy You're... http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/313/asianhotel1eb.jpg Tricia Takanawa: Diane, I'm standing outside the Park Barrington Hotel because they don't allow Asians inside. n My Family Guy scene is... jews Family Guy You're... http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/1795/jews4sk.jpg Peter [spotting Jews]: And half of Lenny Kravitz! Woah, and Optimus Prime, he's Jewish? n My Family Guy scene is... fcc Family Guy You're... http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/5670/fcc7ko.jpg [Peter has just gotten out of the shower; an FCC rep is holding a censor bar in front of his legs]
Peter: What the crap are you doing?
FCC Rep: We're censoring reality. n My Family Guy scene is... mickeymouse Family Guy You're... http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/6861/mickeymouse7al.jpg Joe: Sounds like fun!
Peter: So much fun it should be illegal, like copyright infringement. [turns into Mickey Mouse] See ya at the game, Joe! n My Family Guy scene is... olie Family Guy You're... http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/1102/olie6cq.jpg Tom Tucker: Now here's Olie with the Weather.
Olie: It's go'n' rain!
Tom Tucker: Thanks, Olie. n My Family Guy scene is... realpeter Family Guy You're... http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8211/realpeter0io.jpg Peter: Believe me, Chris, you don't want to mess with drugs. I tried them once, big mistake; things got way too real. n My Family Guy scene is... sexlater Family Guy You're... http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/5155/sexlater7mg.jpg Ted Danson: So, want to have sex later?
Woman: Oh, no... no... thanks though. n My Family Guy scene is... spanking Family Guy You're... http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/4944/spanking6fn.jpg Tom Tucker: Diane, that last report was so good, you deserve a spanking.
Diane Simmons: Oh, Tom, I don't think your wife would like that.
Tom Tucker: That bitter old hag is in Quahog, she can't hear a word we're saying.
Crew Member: Uh, actually, we're back on in Quahog. n My Family Guy scene is... boxofchocolates Family Guy You're... http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/1690/boxofchocolates6xr.jpg Stewie: Hello, mother. Isn't it funny how they say 'life is like a box of chocolates'? Well, in your case, dear mother, life is like a box of active grenades! n My Family Guy scene is... cancelled Family Guy You're... http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/8121/cancelled3yr.jpg Peter: Everybody I've got bad news. We've been cancelled.
Lois: Oh no Peter! How could they do that?
Peter: Well unfortuantely Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We just gotta accept the fact that FOX has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80's Show, Wonder Falls, Fast Lane, Andy Richter Controls The Universe, Skin, Girl's Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanda At Large, Costello, The Lone Gunman, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddy, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric The Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, And Greg The Bunny....
Lois: Is there no hope?
Peter: Well I suppose if ALL those shows go down the tubes we might have a shot. n My Family Guy scene is... censored Family Guy You're... http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/7199/censored3qh.jpg Peter: Oh, Lois, you are so full of [BEEP]! WHAT?! Now I can't say [BEEP] in my own [BEEP]ing house?! Great, Lois. Just [BEEP]in' great. You know, you're lucky you're good at [BEEP]ing my [BEEP] or I'd never put up with ya. You know what I'm talking about, when you [BEEP] lubed-up [BEEP] toothpaste in my [BEEP] while you [BEEP] on a cherry [BEEP] Episcopalian [BEEP] extension cord [BEEP] wetness [BEEP] with a parking ticket. That is the best! n My Family Guy scene is... deadguy Family Guy You're... http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/3104/deadguy1pw.jpg [Stewie covering up the dead body of Mr. Lockhart by hiding in his blood-covered suit as a police officer drives up.]
Officer: Everything alright here?
Stewie: Oh fine officer, just enjoying the sunset. No law against that, is there?
Officer: What happened to your shirt?
Stewie: Oh you know, just a pizza party at the office.
Officer: Oh yeah, where do you work?
Stewie: First Fidelity Insurance over on Weybossett Street.
Officer: Oh my cousin Arnie works over there.
Stewie: Oh Arnie's your cousin is he?
Officer: You know him?
Stewie: Oh somewhat, good middle management type. Just sort of blends in with the furniture, though, never really wowed anyone at the office.
Officer: Yeah, that's always been Arnie's problem. Well, take it easy.
Stewie: Yes yes, you too. Oh and if you see Arnie, tell him 'boogity boogity boo.' He'll know what it means. n My Family Guy scene is... doctor Family Guy You're... http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2619/doctor4lj.jpg Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month.
Peter: What?
Doctor [revealing comic he was reading]: Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you.
Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh?
Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results. Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.
Peter/Lois: Ah!
Doctor: This is your driver's licence, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die...
Peter: Ah!
Doctor: ...when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.
Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?!
Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer.
Lois: Oh my goodness!
Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought.
Peter/Lois: Oh!
Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out.
Lois: What?!
Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now-
Lois: Please, please, we can't take any more schtick; Please just tell us, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat. n My Family Guy scene is... footsaw Family Guy You're... http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/3047/footsaw4ki.jpg Pretty Girl at front door: Hi, I'm on a scavenger hunt and, uh, I need a human foot.
Peter: Well, usually I wouldn't, but since you asked so nicely [starts sawing foot off]... what is this, for- AAH AAH OH MY GOD. n My Family Guy scene is... griffin Family Guy You're... http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/3047/footsaw4ki.jpg [Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room for inspiration]
Peter: Uh... my name is...
[sees a pea]
Peter: Pea...
[he sees a woman crying]
Peter: Tear...
[a griffin flies by]
Peter: Griffin. Peter Griffin. Aw, crap. n My Family Guy scene is... microsoft Family Guy You're... http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/6206/microsoft1pq.jpg Peter: Hey, anybody got a quarter?
Bill Gates: What's a quarter? n My Family Guy scene is... Counting questions: Adam West or The Evil Monkey? Evil Stewie or Gay Stewie? Oppress Meg or Ignore Meg? Non-Counting: Best Family Member Best Neighbor Best Guest Star